this is the most disturbing bridal shower invite that i have ever seen. i have no words.
listening to the women in my office discuss reality tv first thing in the morning is not how i like to start my day. on the plus side, it was old man morning at the department of corrections office down the street!
so the lights just went off in my office. my computer and phone both still have power.
currently approving expense reports online while flying over Alabama. this is the life…
"More recently, it has become clear that, while increased intake of fats does indeed deliver greater quantities of triglycerides to the bloodstream, it also shuts down the body’s own production of triglycerides. Because the body is able to produce large quantities of triglycerides that handily overwhelm the modest amount taken in during a meal, the net effect of high fat intake is little or no change in triglyceride levels."
— William Davis, MD - Wheat Belly: Lose the Wheat, Lose the Weight, and Find Your Path Back to Health
damn that Murphy and his stupid law…
it has been a pretty mellow week at work, however, my assistant is out on vacation today and shit is hitting the fan. does the universe not realize that i can’t handle this at 3:00pm on a friday?
our CEO left over an hour ago, my assistant is gone, my boss is only here because the CFO won’t leave his office, can i go home now? please…
